In an era where climatic events are bound to become more and more spectacular while more and more money is invested to deny that climate change is actually a thing, we can ask ourselves how long before the NOAA opens the hurricane name attribution process to bidders?
How much the James Bond’s producers would have been willing to bid for Hurricane Skyfall?
How much money could have been collected to promote free whipped cream on lattes until Hurricane Starbucks is over?
The Hurricane Shades of Grey could have been a perfect opportunity to offer to every family who lost their house and all their possessions a filthy novel.
Eventually they will run out of human names, so I would expect corporate-sponsored hurricanes. Hurricane Bank of America is another good name too: it comes and leaves you without a house.
Good one
Jay, may I steal your idea for one of my lists (if i can think of 9 more good ones)? I’lll give you credit, of course.
Sure, help yourself.